mood: really happy a moment ago, a little annoyed and sad now
music: Swagger Like Us – Kanye West, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, T.I.

Today, Diana gave me the ultimate compliment. She said, “Dude, Elaine, you are such a guy.” And I was super pleased but didn’t think that it was a fair statement, so I said, “Nah, not THAT much.” But then she said, “No, you’re so like a guy but just without the fucking penis.”

I was really surprised because Di has always seemed even more guy-like than me at times, especially since she’s always been so detached emotionally and stuff (also she’s totally obsessed with her own boobs… come ON.) But lately, she’s been having more and more “girly” tendencies (like missing her boyfriend all the time and freaking out when he doesn’t call her), so I suppose it makes sense that she feels like I’ve surpassed her in that department now. Interesting. Then again, Di will always be somewhat of a boy at heart, just like me.

Seriously, though, if Jayne, Di, and I combined our guy-like characteristics together, we’d probably make a pretty interesting man… LOL. (But if we combined our girly tendencies, we would probably make the most psycho, fucked up girl ever.)