Category Archives: Love

You Get In, You Get Done, You Get Gone

“Just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro crap you do doesn’t make her your soul mate.” – 500 Days of Summer Dear god. These feelings are getting alarmingly intense. This is Unacceptable with a capital “U.” Fuck. You get in, you get done and then you get gone You never leave a trace, [...]

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Lemonade and Newspaper Politics

I’d say I’m a pretty fortunate person. But JJ flip, when it comes to — shudder — romance, I seem to get an awful lot of lemons. Over the past weekend, I found out some things about Mr. Five that inevitably change my understanding of him. While I understand him better now (and admire him [...]

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